An act of true love

You’ll remember my recent dismal attempts at acquiring porn with Peas last week. The Gilb reported after watching it with me, that he “threw up a little in his mouth”. Well, he called last night to tell me he’d got stuck in traffic that afternoon, and pulled into the nearest shopping centre to wait for it to die down. He stumbled upon a dingy little porn shop, went inside and asked the female assistant if they had anything good to watch with the girlfriend. He spent a tidy little packet (remember, he is currently unemployed) on it too…

I was completely bowled over by the gesture, I think that’s the most romantic thing anyone ever did for me…. And no, I haven’t had a chance to see it yet, but I’m getting all excited about it (yes, you could say I have wet cotton panties).