5 Reasons to be happy today

1 – the Gilb returns from his first week in Secunda. I’m wearing my sexiest underwear, a pair of hot pink lace knickers, to celebrate.

2 – I only left the flat at 1:30 today to come into the office (okay, I was working very late last night and from very early this morning, but it feels far more acceptable when you’re in bed in your PJ’s doing it).

3 – our flat wasn’t gutted last night by First For Bitches’ assassins. Although we were shitting ourselves when we heard a noise outside. I jumped up, screaming “First For Bitches, we’re onto youuuuuu” (while pulling open the curtain and looking around in bewilderment for the hitmen – or is that hit-bitches – only to realize it was a cat playing in the bushes)

4 – this glorious month is going to be jam-packed with weekend activities. This weekend: tons of sex, and a birthday party, and high tea at the Westcliff on Sunday (unfortunately, this is actually a work engagement, but hey). Next weekend: stuffing my face with chocolate, along with the rest of you Gentiles. Following weekend: Nan’s engagement party! Whatever to buy her? Followed by a one-day rafting trip to Parys. Following weekend: the Vaal from Thursday to Friday, followed by the Natal Midlands till the Monday.

5 – it’s Friday! Been an incredibly long week, but it’s almost done! So happy boozing/partying/shagging to all of you, but maintain enough memory of the festivities to tell me all about it on Monday!

Mmmmwwwaaaahhhhhh!

A funny pic for you – one of many from an email I got entitled “A man’s idea of an ideal world”.