Peace, (making) love and tolerance

What with all the recent paranoia around ‘anonymous’ blogs being readily found on glorious Google, I thought I’d google my blog name and see what turned up. Not surprisingly, most links were related to that rather popular blogging flatmate of mine, Peas. However, there was this little pearler there too:


First off,I don't come here to defend capitalism or socialism. Most (if not all) of you "free-thinkers" (that all seem to believe the exact same fucking thing) that are bitching about how much they fucking hate capitalism are from capitalist nations! So tell me if you hate capitalism so much why don't you GET THE FUCK OUT. Nobody wants you here and few people will stop you from going off to live in some third world ant-colony-type fuckhole country like fucking Cuba. You're the ones sitting there in your nice little suburban house which you were only granted because of capitalism working so well for the majority for a long ass time. You're ungrateful spoiled little bastards who are mad because you're fucking neighbor got a new pool after working hard for it and you didn't because you were to busy sitting on your fucking whiny little bitch ass complaining about how much you fucking hate the land you are living in. Will one of you please fucking explain to me how you can hate capitalism so much yet still take all the benefits of it like you're fucking entitled to them? You people make me fucking sick. You're like those fucking poor ass black people who always bitch about how much the white man keeps them down yet they still take their fucking welfare check payed for by the same white man who keeps them down. ONE OF YOU FUCKING EXPLAIN!AND DON'T JUST START BITCHING THAT I AM SOME RIGHT WINGER WHO CAN'T UNDERSTAND BECAUSE I'M FUCKING BRAIN WASHED BY THE SYSTEM OR SOME OTHER BULLSHIT RESPONSE! Real thought out awnsers I'll read and acknowledge, but if all you can do in response is insult me it just shows how truly god damned childish you are.

Such a pleasant, thought-provoking little piece of literature, isn’t it? God bless the Americans, eh? He (and it can only be a ‘he’, I’m afraid) goes by the name FuckChina. And I don’t think he’s talking about a friend he has a gay crush on, either. Of course, if he’d mentioned sunny SA as a third world-ant-colony-type fuckhole country, then I’d have been really pissed.

Anyhow, I’ve realised with some horror that all the while my flatmate was nominated for a blog award, I never congratulated her where I should have, first: right here on my blog! So: good luck Peas, your competition are all going to be mushed (couldn’t resist it)! I’m going to start working on some posters this weekend for next week’s award ceremony – you’re going to be thoroughly embarrassed you invited me along! Mmmmmwwaaaaahhhh!

And, in other news: purple turned to… whatever colour is representative of non-sexual furstration and non-fnu bruising. Got a full ‘stuffing’ last night! Woohoo!