Third World Ant

The thoughts of a little ant on a big planet.

Saturday, April 01, 2006

The trouble with being a woman

I want to be your whore
But I want to be your princess

I want you to worship the ground I walk on
But I want to crave your attention

I want to have a more high-powered job than you
But I want you to spoil me with priceless gifts

I want to look after you, nurture you, nourish you
But I want you to protect me

I want to love you unconditionally
But I want to hate you in moments of irrationality

I want you
But I don’t want to want you

See?

9 Comments:

At 11:28 am, Blogger Antoine said...

And that young Ant epitomises why men gather in groups and shale their heads often. ;-)

 
At 11:28 am, Blogger Antoine said...

and also shake....

 
At 7:14 am, Blogger Billy said...

antoine: Nail on the head!
Its also what makes us love "you people" so much.

Like a moth to a flame?

 
At 8:02 am, Blogger Third World Ant said...

Amen! Antoine - it's the source of many gatherings on our part too... the word "bastard" is very often flung about!

Billy - despite our numerous exasperations with the male of the species, we always fly near the flame too. Burnt wings all round...

 
At 8:39 am, Blogger Peas on Toast said...

You've hit it Ant.
Sometimes I feel sorry for the male species - how the heck do they deal with us when we want everything?
And on top of that have to guess when we want something?

 
At 9:49 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

A brilliant post Ant - inspired me to do my own spin on your words - to my own ends of course.
See "The trouble with being a man."

 
At 11:58 am, Blogger Third World Ant said...

shaun - a very good attempt indeed! It seems to affirm the thought that women should be with women and men with men! Good luck to us poor hetero's, eh?

 
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